If you've spent any time reading escort ads or some hook up apps then you've seen abbreviations and acronyms that might as well be in another language. Below I listed the ones that I think are most useful but I know I have left many out.
If you notice an important one that I left out please leave it in the comment area below with the meaning as well.
I hope you find it helpful.
AFF - ADULT FRIEND FINDER- An adult hook up website
AAMP - ASIAN AMERICAN MASSAGE PARLOR
AGENCY - A company that handles all bookings, advertising, screening and scheduling. The fees can be as much as 100% of the fee you pay and the girls are left to hustle extra money, money the client had no idea he needed.
GFE - Girlfriend Experience - My understanding of GFE is not BB. To me GFE is all about making the session feel organic and not like a business transaction. There shouldn't be a ton of dos and donts.
Girlfriends kiss, cuddle, flirt, smile, take their time, listen, and there's the desire to please along with wanting to be pleased.
No two providers are going to interpret GFE the same, much less deliver it the same..
BB - bare back - This means no condom. Hate to inform you but in my book that is
WIFE EXPERIENCE or WFE. Unfortunately, I don't offer wife experiencesto my clients. I just made that one up. I've never seen wife experience before but now you have. LOL
STOP AND THINK
If I agree to having unprotected sex with one client that means that I say yes to other clients too. Let me remind you that you have a beautiful wife that doesnt deserve catching an STD that may not be curable physically or mentally.
As a matter of fact if you ask for BB but say you still wish to book even though I won't agree to BB I won't see you because now I know you don't practice safe sex, even with sex workers and that is horrible.
BBBJ - Bare Back Blowjob
CBJ - Covered Blow Job- Blow job with condom
Greek - Anal
Fetish - something that really turns you on.
Flow - Period
Rimming - licking anus
ATM - Ass to mouth with fingers, toys, or penis.
Bad Boy Report - Site where providers share info on clients that no show or are undesirable.
Bait and Switch - Advertising photos of someone other than the person who opens the door. They may not even be the same sex or race.
Cash and Dash - When you pay the agreed price she sneaks or runs out of room without providing any services. She may have a male accomplice to help her get the money.
Driver=Security- Person that accompanies provider to outcall location and collects the fee to make sure client cannot take it back.
Bare back/ BB - is sex without a condom
BBFS = bare back sex
BBW = big beautiful woman
BCD = behind closed doors
BDSM = bondage, discipline, sado-masochism.
BF = boy friend
BFE = boy friend experience
BLS = ball licking and sucking
Blue Jay = * job
blue pill = Viagra
BTW = by the way
Cash and Dash = provider ROBS client for initial fee. She takes your money and runs
CBJ = covered * job = BJ with condom
CD = cross dresser = covered doggy style
CFS = covered full service = Sex with condom
CG = cowgirl = girl on top facing you
CIM = cum in mouth
CL = craigslist.org
CMD = carpet matches drapes, typically a natural blonde or red head
CMT = Certified Massage Therapist. A professional masseuse.
Cowgirl = CG = girl on top facing you cover = condom
cruising = driving around, looking for streetwalkers
Car Visit - Do session inside clients car
POP = releases = Funs = POPS - climax, orgasm, cum, squirt
DATO = dining at the o = analingus
DATY = dining at the y = cunnilingus on a female.
DDP = double digit penetration, kitty and anus
Doggie = man behind girl, girl on hands and knees
donation = payment
Doubles or Duos = A threesome with two girls and you
DDE = doesn't do extras (PS only)
DFK = deep french kissing, open mouth with tongue
DIY = do it yourself (masturbation)
DP = double penetration, two guys on one girl
DT = deep throat, entire length of penis taken in mouth
Escort = provider, call girl, a temporary companion for hire
facial = cumming on partner's face
FIV = finger in vagina
FOV = finger outside vagina
French Kiss = Kissing with tongue insertion
FS = full service = BJ + Sex
Get Comfortable = get completely naked
GND = girl next door
Greek = anal sex, back door
GS = golden shower = urination play
GSM = g-spot massage
Hobbyist- A man that makes seeing escorts into a hobby. Hobbyists are usually the worst clients and if I catch wind that is what they are I won't book.
They have places where they do nothing but crudly judge the providers and even do things like try to force a high priced provider down by putting fake bad reviews up until she has no choice but to lower her prices or quit all together. They are the worst of the worst and they travel on packs.
Happy ending = A handjob (usually) or *job after your massage
Hardwood floors = clean shaven kitty Hat = condom
HJ = hand job = a manual / hand release
HH = half hour
HM = high mileage
HME = honeymoon experience, lapdog heaven
HWP = height and weight proportionate
IMHO = in my humble opinion
Italian = penis rubbing between butt cheeks
ISO = in search of
Kitty = vagina
Lapdog = person who worships providers to excess.
LE = ellie = law enforcement
LK = light kissing, closed mouth
Russian = penis rubbing between breasts = Pearl Necklace = titty fuck
SC = Strip Club
self-service = you masturbate
shill = an insider posing as a satisfied customer
SO = significant other
SOG = shot on goal = one release
SFO = sat on my face south of the border = gential region
SP = Service Provider
Spanish = ATM = ass to mouth
STD = sexually transmitted disease
stroll = path frequented by street walkers
SW = street walker
TAMP = Therapeutic Asian Massage Parlor
teabag = man squats and dips balls in partner's mouth
TG = transgender
TGTBT = too good to be true
TLD = topless lap dance
tossing salad = analingus
Troll = rude and hideous PEOPLE ONLINE
TOFTT = Take one for the team. In reference to a new, non-reviewed provider.
TS = transexual
WTF = What the fuck? (I'm rather surprised by this)
XOXO = Kisses & Hugs
1/2 and 1/2 = half and half = oral sex + full service
411 = seeking information
420 = 4:20 = marijuana
69 = two people giving each other oral sex at the same time
$ = $100
$$ = $200
$$$ = $300
$$$.5 = $350 (get it?)
Incall = You go to her place, or a place she designates.
Outcall = She comes to your place, home, hotel room.
Two call system = For incall locations. Your first call is to set up the time and get the general directions on where to park. Your second call is made when you arrive to get the specific address / room number( Which is very common)